David letterman top 10- why you dont want to be a teenage mom?

i have a little project for school and having trouble thinking of funny resons why u dont want to be a teenage mom..anyone got suggesstions?David letterman top 10- why you dont want to be a teenage mom?
You can't dance too well when you're 8 months pregnant


They don't make maternity prom dresses.


You lose you boobs as soon as you get them.


Stretch marks can show up on your face. (that should deter anyone, lol) just like acne.


Classmates treat you differently, or not at all.


Hard to sit in a cramped desk with a baby pushing on your ribs and kicking you in the bladder.


Mood swings, mostly consisting of crying.


Wondering if it was the guy on the football team or the guy on the chess team that knocked you up.


NOBODY believes that its a thyroid problem


No need to take the plastic baby home for Health class, You get an A+ just by having one of your own.


If your baby is quiet, they may think that you are just a bit too old to be playing with dolls.


Your vagina won't be too appealing to high school boys anymore, Espicially since your mom videotaped the birth and had it presented in Health class.David letterman top 10- why you dont want to be a teenage mom?
This is your homework assignment. Why don't you do the research. There is plenty of data if you go to google and search ';teenage pregnancy';.
there aren't any ';funny'; reasons not to be a teen mom. the only reasons why 99.99999% of teenage girls shouldn't be teen moms is


1.they can't afford it


2.they're self-centered


3. they do drugs, drink etc.


4. they're abbusive or live in an abbusive environment


5.most will job out of school








although some teens can afford it


and some aren't self-centered


some teens don't do drugs, drink etc.


some live in a good environment


and some actually graduate and go to college





it's a choice you make to be mature or not to be mature
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I can give you regular reasons and you can make it funny yourself:





Less time to hang out as a teenager





Less free money





I;ll be back with mine
1. Kiss your social life goodbye! (while all are your friends are out having a good time, you won't.)


2. Society will look down on you.


3. Not being able to afford it.


4. Always having to depend on someone else to drive you and your baby places. i.e. the Dr., store.